Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.Ned
Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson
Ralph: What's a battle?
Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?
Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me, Chief Piggum! (everybody laughs) Oh ah, now I get it! Haha, that's good!Chief Wiggum