Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.Ned
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson
Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!</i> Nelson