The Simpsons
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Chalmers: I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.
Skinner: Even mushroom risotto?
Chalmers: What do you think?!?
All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.
Lisa
Bart: Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.
Seymour: Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.
I'll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I'll stay down there as long as you want.
Bart
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
You got star quality, like the Hulk in movies other than The Hulk.
Bart
There ain't not never no place none better than home. Count the negatives, it all works out.
Mary(singing)
GPS: Switching to male voice, so you will obey.
Homer: Finally, a supervisor!
Ned: Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents.
Homer: Yeah, it's medicinal; we had a pain in our neck!
Ned: Come on Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting.
Smithers: What's this about a fisting?
Ned: I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even according to Exodus, Leviticus, and Matthew.
Homer: You went and hired a law firm, eh. That's pretty aggressive.
Edna: I know you feel guilty about coldcocking Homer.
Ned: Please don't use that word in bed.
