The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 11: "Million Dollar Maybe" Quotes
These cookies are on the up and up according to the only hoest newspaper, The Beijing Worker.Carl
When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me a super.Bart
Something you lost will soon turn up. My faith in the Lord! It came back!Carl
If I was interested in fun, I would have ran the day you were born.Homer [to Bart]
Homer: What should I buy first, a mirror that gives me advice or Hitler's baseball?
Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.
Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.Chief Wiggum
Any part of a cookie you can't eat is a waste of time.Homer [about fortune cookies]
Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it.Mr. Burns
Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics.