Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.

Reverend Lovejoy

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• Added: March 08, 2015

But it's not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow I get to tell everyone why.

Homer

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• Added: March 08, 2015

I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.

Marge

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• Added: March 08, 2015

Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.

Homer

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• Added: March 08, 2015