The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..
Homer
Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.
Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.
Homer
Sorry Ms Wyoming, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons some other night.
Professor Frink
If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.
Homer
Marge, get my seal club, the big one.
Homer
Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.
Ned
Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?
Bart
