The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.
Krusty
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.
Mr. Burns
I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
Bart
Homer: Can you be my dad?
Robert: If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
Robert: There ain't enough bourbon in kentucky for you big guy.
Homer: Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
Robert: I have to warn you, account men have no souls.
Homer: Woohoo! No more church!
In two weeks the only tie I'll be wearing will be for auto asphyxiation.
Robert Marlow
Why can't i be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
Krusty
I wanna go back inside mommy.
Ralph
Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.
I heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is I don't even know how to read.
Nail Gaiman
