The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
I got the idea from every movie ever made.
Lisa
British Fonzie is right.
Homer [about Neil Gaiman]
Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps
TweenLit CEO
Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
Lisa
Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!
I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
Homer
Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third vote didn't come cheap.
Krusty
I don't eat anything new unless I've tried it before.
Homer
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports
Ned
Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.