The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.
Homer
The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
Marge
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.
You know there are now restaurants there with two locations. Not near my kids.
Terrence
Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!
Homer
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
Dan: Fat Tony, a word?
Fat Tony: How about meringue?
Dan: That's a great word.
We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
Fat Tony
Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?
Homer
Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.
I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.
Marge
