It's Homer before his boobs came in.

Bart

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• Added: October 07, 2012

Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.

Homer

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• Added: October 07, 2012

A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?

Homer

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• Added: October 07, 2012

Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.

Homer

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• Added: October 07, 2012

Oh my God Particle!

Frink

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• Added: October 07, 2012

Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.

Moe

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• Added: October 07, 2012

Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.

Marge

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• Added: September 30, 2012

You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.

Homer

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• Added: September 30, 2012

Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.

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• Added: September 30, 2012

If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?

Moe

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• Added: September 30, 2012