The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!
Homer
Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.
Moe
Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.
And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
Homer
Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?
Homer
Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
The Rich Texan
Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Homer
Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
Bart
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.
Homer
Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.
Bart
