Homer: Son, while your mother and little mother are out, I'm gonna let you in on a deep, dark family secret.
Bart: You have a drinking problem?
Homer: I said secret.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 15: "Smoke on the Daughter"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 15 Quotes

Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job.

Homer

This is my favorite family tradition, ice cream after a botched recital.

Homer