Family Guy
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Brian: The thing is, Meg is becoming a little enamored with me, and I'm kind of losing control of the situation.Lois: Oh she's just grateful you took her to the dance.Brain: Well, uhhh, I..I think its more than that..uhh..so here's the thing..and don't get mad and that part I can't stress enough, that's a great shirt by the way...ummm I may have made out with Meg..(Lois pauses then punches Brian)Brian: (rubbing his nose) Ok I had that coming.Lois: (furious) What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastard!Brian: (getting to his feet) Look I was drinking..Lois: (sarcastically) Ohhh, what a shock!Brian: (sarcastic laugh) Look the short version is, this morning she made me eat the hair in her pie..(Lois punches Brian again)Brian: (getting up from the ground) No its not what you think, Stewie had some too..(Lois punches Brian again)Brian: (annoyed) Stop punching me!
- Characters:
- Brian Griffin, Lois Griffin
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8: "Barely Legal"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Brian Griffin Quotes, Lois Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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