The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi. Who can tell...

Edna: The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi. Who can tell me what his first message was?
Bart: Uh
Milhouse: I want-a change-a my name!
(Everyone laughs)
Edna: (chuckling) Oh, good one, Milhouse. Anyone else? The first message by wireless?
Bart: It was
Martin: Our tenth caller will receive tickets to Supertramp!
(everyone laughs)


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Edna Krabappel, Milhouse Van Houten, Martin Prince
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 7: "Bart's Inner Child"
Show:
The Simpsons
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