Brian [after getting off a very crowded bus]: What I wouldn't do for a big, juicy steak.
Indian guy: How dare you! To us, cows are sacred.
Indian guy #2: That's right. You are disrespecting our entire culture!
Indian guy #3: And why did Wes Anderson come here to make his worst movie?
Brian: Stewie! What do we do!?
Stewie: Quick. Hit the red buttons.
[He and Brian press the red dots on the Indian men's foreheads and they power down.]
Brian: Wow. That came in handy.


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