Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.


Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Characters:
Alex Dunphy, Luke Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 2 Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

It happens to be mother's day. Not martyr's day.

Mitchell

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.