Beverly: Why did you think you had to go on a show where you have to know things? Why couldn’t you just go on a show where you have to be naked and afraid? What’s the name of that show?
Jackie: Naked and Afraid.
Beverly: That’s the one. You’d think by now you’d know that you can’t do anything you’ve set your mind to.
Jackie: Yeah, I still have that pencil case you wrote that on.
Beverly: You’re a small person. Live a small life. That way no one else knows when you’re failing. It’s like passing gas in the bathtub.
Jackie: You should be taking showers, Mom, it’s easier to slip that way.