"The Dating Game"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 14, Stewie works the perks of a scoliosis diagnosis, while Quagmire discovers a dating app and risks soul-sucking hedonism.

"The Finer Strings"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 13, Peter is left out when the guys decide to form a string quartet, while Brian is forced into being Carter's service dog.

"Peter's Def Jam"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 12, Peter tries being a DJ, and Lois' allergies force Brian to share a bedroom with Stewie but it doesn't go well.

"Gronkowsbees"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 11, things get out of hand when the guys party with their new neighbor, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots.

"Passenger Fatty-Seven"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 10, on the way to San Francisco, the guys doubt his flying abilities until sudden events give his skills a run for the money.

"How the Griffin Stole Christmas"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 9, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers while Peter lets the power of playing Santa go to his head.

"Carter and Tricia"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 8, Carter decides to cut costs after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, while Brian asks Stewie to be his driving instructor.

"High School English"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 7, the cast reenacts three classic novels: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

"Hot Shots"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 6, Sean Penn swoops in to save the day when Peter and Lois decide not vaccinate Stewie

"Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 5, Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris, but when she falls for him, her music begins to suffer.

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire