Russian Quintuplets
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"Quintuplets 2000"
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Stan's family takes in a Russian family with four quintuplets who are on the run from the government; Kenny becomes a famous opera singer in Europe.

Lords of the Underworld Picture
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"Timmy 2000"
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All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with ADD; Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skylar's band and Phil Collins attempts to break them up.

Cartman in Jail
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"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
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After hitting a black student, Token, in the head with a stone, the FBI arrested Cartman for a hate crime.

Cartman the Tooth Fairy
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"The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"
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The boys try to get rich off a tooth fairy scheme, attracting the attention from a local crime boss; Kyle rethinks life after his parents reveal the truth about the tooth fairy.

Kenny G on South Park
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"World Wide Recorder Concert"
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The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.

Cartman Gets His Period
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"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
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Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Picture
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"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
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Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.

Cartman as General Lee
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"The Red Badge of Gayness"
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During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.

Sally Struthers the Hutt
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"Starvin' Marvin in Space"
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The boys try to save Starvin's Marvin from the government and Christian group, who's more bent on converting starving third world citizens than saving them.

Homeschooled Boy
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"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
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A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Cartman: Suck my balls.
Ms. Choksondik: Present them.
Cartman: What?
Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.