Quotables for Week Ending December 9, 2016

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See what quotes came of shows going off the air for the season, including Secrets and Lies, Pitch and Westworld.

While they may be gone, those crazy Real Housewives from Beverly Hills stormed back to the small screen in a big way.

Get your fill of the latest and greatest quotes of the week now!

 

1. Westworld

A new narrative westworld

An old friend once told me something that gave me great comfort. Something he read. He said Mozart, Beethoven and Chopin never died. They simply became music.

Ford
An old friend once told me something that gave me great comfort. Something he read. He said Mozart, Beethoven and Chopin never died. They...

2. Agents of SHIELD

Coulson and mack agents of shield

Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert

Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava. Robbie: I thought that was a dessert

3. Shooter

The next plan shooter

Facts can be twisted, but you can't fake the look in their eye when somebody's telling the truth.

Donnie's Mom
Facts can be twisted, but you can't fake the look in their eye when somebody's telling the truth.

4. The Affair

Running from her past the affair

Noah: Are you asking me if the kids downstairs are having better sex than you or I?
Juliette [with a smirk]: Do you?
Noah: No. But they may be having more of it.

Noah: Are you asking me if the kids downstairs are having better sex than you or I? Juliette [with a smirk]: Do you? Noah: No. But they...

5. The Librarians

A snow cave the librarians

Norman: Finklestein! What natural disaster is your favorite?
Jake: Global warming.

Norman: Finklestein! What natural disaster is your favorite? Jake: Global warming.

6. Shameless

On the run shameless

Liam: I'm doing CPT.
Fiona: CPT?
Liam: Coloured people time.

Liam: I'm doing CPT. Fiona: CPT? Liam: Coloured people time.

7. Once Upon a Time

Emma and henrys alternate reality once upon a time season 6 epis

Losing Robin Hood was the best thing that ever happened to us; it pushed you to liberate me. To free me from the prison of your self-loathing. To make me the best version of us.

Evil Queen
Losing Robin Hood was the best thing that ever happened to us; it pushed you to liberate me. To free me from the prison of your...

8. Secrets and Lies

Surrounded by liars secrets and lies

Oh a magazine cutout! How very 1973!

CSI Tech
Oh a magazine cutout! How very 1973!

9. Last Man on Earth

Finding melissa the last man on earth

Okay, good bye. G is for gone. O is for outside. Another O reaffirming the previous outside. D is for duh, as in it's a no brainer that she is outside. B is for bye, that's a part of the word. Y is for yes, you're on the right track with all of the letters thus far. E.. e, e, e.. eagle!

Tandy Miller
Okay, good bye. G is for gone. O is for outside. Another O reaffirming the previous outside. D is for duh, as in it's a no brainer that...

10. Vikings

The vision vikings

Bjorn: What a beautiful dragon you've built for us Floki.
Floki: Now let's fly her to Rome.

Bjorn: What a beautiful dragon you've built for us Floki. Floki: Now let's fly her to Rome.

11. Vanderpump Rules

Lisa offers advice vanderpump rules

Wedding planner: Have you thought about how you're going to pair everyone?
Tom Schwartz: Make Jax walk with all of the girls he has slept with at once?
Katie: That would be half of my bridal party.
Tom Schwartz: Jax will probably try to sleep with you, just to give you a heads up.

Wedding planner: Have you thought about how you're going to pair everyone? Tom Schwartz: Make Jax walk with all of the girls he has slept...

12. Timeless

Getting cozy timeless

We've stolen, what, a half a dozen cars on these trips. We're like hardened car thieves by now.
Wyatt; If they don't want us to borrow them, they shouldn't leave the keys in them.

Lucy
We've stolen, what, a half a dozen cars on these trips. We're like hardened car thieves by now. Wyatt; If they don't want us to borrow...

13. This Is Us

Canapes this is us s1e10

Beth: What are you going to do with a boat?
Randall: Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
Beth: This boat is not a boat, babe. This boat is sadness.
Randall: That's a bad name for a boat, Beth.

Beth: What are you going to do with a boat? Randall: Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth. Beth: This boat is not a boat, babe. This...

14. The Flash

Trouble focusing the flash

I don't know about you guys, but being mind-punked by a speed god that we piss off in the future? It's...it's enough to kill your Christmas spirit.

Cisco
I don't know about you guys, but being mind-punked by a speed god that we piss off in the future? It's...it's enough to kill your...

15. No Tomorrow

Xaviers world no tomorrow

Wake me when you do something that requires a safe word.

Kareema
Wake me when you do something that requires a safe word.

16. Empire

Welcome to the club empire

If I were a racist, would I let her play with Michael Strahan's girls? They've been swimming in my pool, for Christ's sake.

Helene
If I were a racist, would I let her play with Michael Strahan's girls? They've been swimming in my pool, for Christ's sake.

17. Teen Wolf

We need to find him teen wolf

You can leave me out here alone with a stun gun and a box of bandaids, or we can keep going. It's up to you.

Melissa
You can leave me out here alone with a stun gun and a box of bandaids, or we can keep going. It's up to you.

18. NCIS: New Orleans

Temporary custody ncis new orleans

It's good to get out in the field, away from the lab, and breathe in the fresh air, even if it's filled with deadly fumes.

Sebastian
It's good to get out in the field, away from the lab, and breathe in the fresh air, even if it's filled with deadly fumes.

19. Chicago Fire

Hurdles to adoption chicago fire

You know what I felt today as I got blasted in the head by a fireball? Nothing.

Severide
You know what I felt today as I got blasted in the head by a fireball? Nothing.

20. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Real beverly hills housewives

I've decided that I would have a Studio 54 party for my birthday. Studio 54 was a fabulous time, it was fun! This is when people were really being free and cocaine wasn't addictive...allegedly

Erika Girardi
I've decided that I would have a Studio 54 party for my birthday. Studio 54 was a fabulous time, it was fun! This is when people were...

21. Salem

The retun salem

Cotton: The Devil wants me to be his biographer, to recount his glorious failed rebellion against the "tyrant" God. It is a cosmic joke!
Anne: But I am grateful that he has spared you, almost as grateful as I am...that you spared me.

Cotton: The Devil wants me to be his biographer, to recount his glorious failed rebellion against the "tyrant" God. It is a cosmic joke!...

22. Incorporated

Boy talk incorporated

What's going on downstairs is just the tip of the iceberg. Do you know that expression? It's from when I was a kid.

Elizabeth
What's going on downstairs is just the tip of the iceberg. Do you know that expression? It's from when I was a kid.

23. Younger

Exposure younger

Deviled eggs at a bird fundraiser. OK.

Liza
Deviled eggs at a bird fundraiser. OK.

24. Lethal Weapon

Christmases past lethal weapon

The worst part of the holiday season is, well...everything.

Riggs
The worst part of the holiday season is, well...everything.

25. Criminal Minds

On a trip criminal minds

So whoever this well-qualified, mystery person is, once they join, we change our name from the Magnificent Seven to the Awesome Eight. Huh? It's perfect.

Garcia
So whoever this well-qualified, mystery person is, once they join, we change our name from the Magnificent Seven to the Awesome Eight....

26. Arrow

Secret identies arrow

Felicity: I can't believe this is happening.
Billy: Can't you? You think I haven't noticed that the tall guy in the black mask rollin' with the Green Arrow was Curtis?

Felicity: I can't believe this is happening. Billy: Can't you? You think I haven't noticed that the tall guy in the black mask rollin'...

27. Designated Survivor

Time to learn the truth designated survivor

This is a confirmation, not a coronation. It's not our job to give the President what he wants. Our job is to determine what's best for the country.

Hookstraten
This is a confirmation, not a coronation. It's not our job to give the President what he wants. Our job is to determine what's best for...

28. Pitch

Closing in pitch

Mike: Congratulations, you just ended her season.
Blip: I'm looking out for her.
Ginny: What's going on?
Mike: They're shutting you down.

Mike: Congratulations, you just ended her season. Blip: I'm looking out for her. Ginny: What's going on? Mike: They're shutting you down.

29. Legends of Tomorrow

Saras difficult decision dcs legends of tomorrow

Nate: Oh! You're Al Capone. [looks at Ray] That's Scarface!
Ray: Yeah, I don't think he likes that nickname.
Nate: No?

Nate: Oh! You're Al Capone. [looks at Ray] That's Scarface! Ray: Yeah, I don't think he likes that nickname. Nate: No?

30. Supernatural

Banding together supernatural

Kelly: Who are you people?
Rowena: Well, I'm a witch, he's an angel...
Crowley: And I'm the King of Hell.

Kelly: Who are you people? Rowena: Well, I'm a witch, he's an angel... Crowley: And I'm the King of Hell.

31. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Joshs cool new girlfriend crazy ex girlfriend season 2 episode 7

I really want to tell you that I'm sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst. And I just want to say I miss you every day, and I will - but you go first.

Paula and Rebecca (in unison)
I really want to tell you that I'm sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst. And I just want to say I miss you every day,...

32. The Vampire Diaries

Ian somerhalder as damon salvatore

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot. Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your...

33. MacGyver

The prodigy macgyver

Oh my God, I'm in a car full of nerds.

Jack
Oh my God, I'm in a car full of nerds.

34. The Exorcist

A parting gift the exorcist s1e9

Regan: I want to thank you for saving my little girl. Although you did waver, just a little bit.
Mother Bernadette: I should have killed you when I had the chance.

Regan: I want to thank you for saving my little girl. Although you did waver, just a little bit. Mother Bernadette: I should have killed...

35. Hawaii Five-0

Dannys sister visits hawaii five 0

Bridget: You know, I've heard a lot about you.
McGarrett: And some of it was good.
Bridget: Mostly.
McGarrett: What's that mean?
Bridget: My mother called you a catch.
McGarrett: I love your mother.

Bridget: You know, I've heard a lot about you. McGarrett: And some of it was good. Bridget: Mostly. McGarrett: What's that mean? Bridget:...

36. Ash vs Evil Dead

Home once again ash vs evil dead s2e9

Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm behind the wheel. Yes I'm drunk, and maybe my license isn't the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I'm drunk!

Ash
Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm behind the wheel. Yes I'm drunk, and maybe my license isn't the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I'm drunk!

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