Quotables for Week Ending May 20, 2016

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This was a massive finale week.

It was Caskett's last stand, with the last ever quote from Castle.

Tony made his exit on NCIS.

Norma had her body unceremoniously dug up on Bates Motel.

And Mick Rory aka Heat Wave thinks Hawkgirl and Hawkman...well, they probably taste like chicken on DC's Legends of Tomorrow.

Get your fix of all the quotes of the week. They'll start slowing down as we near the summer months, so soak in this big one now!

1. Castle

The last of caskett castle

Beckett makes me laugh. She challenges me. I became a better man.

Castle
Beckett makes me laugh. She challenges me. I became a better man.

2. NCIS

Will this be the last we see of tony ncis

I am an NCIS special agent. My duty is to serve and protect the United States, and our Navy and Marine Corps across global boundaries. I recognize my badge as a symbol of authority and public trust. I will live my life above reproach, understanding my actions reflect upon my fellow special agents, and our agency.

Tony
I am an NCIS special agent. My duty is to serve and protect the United States, and our Navy and Marine Corps across global boundaries. I...

3. Outlander

Reading letters outlander

If you believe your wife to be a witch, then who am I to contradict you? [punches Jamie in the face] You should have trusted me with that knowledge from the beginning.

Murtagh
If you believe your wife to be a witch, then who am I to contradict you? [punches Jamie in the face] You should have trusted me with that...

4. Penny Dreadful

Hecate and ethan penny dreadful

Ethan. Has my utility not been amply demonstrated? Has my allegiance not been proved? I followed you across an ocean and across a continent. I will follow you to hell. I'll lead the way, Wolf of God.

Hecate
Ethan. Has my utility not been amply demonstrated? Has my allegiance not been proved? I followed you across an ocean and across a...

5. Once Upon a Time

Prince charming image

David: But you can fix it right?
Zelena: Of course. Do you happen to have any duct tape?

David: But you can fix it right? Zelena: Of course. Do you happen to have any duct tape?

6. Last Man on Earth

Last man on earth finale scene the last man on earth

Phil: This, my friend, is full of active fart.
Mike: So, you farted into a jar and you saved it?
Phil: This is not some whimsical pursuit, Mike. This is a valid scientific experiment. And an important one at that. How long can a fart retain its unique smell composition in a sealed jar?

Phil: This, my friend, is full of active fart. Mike: So, you farted into a jar and you saved it? Phil: This is not some whimsical...

7. Quantico

Time to dance quantico

Miranda: Why didn't you kill me?
Liam: I thought you'd enjoy watching it all burn down to the ground with me. Are you ready?

Miranda: Why didn't you kill me? Liam: I thought you'd enjoy watching it all burn down to the ground with me. Are you ready?

8. Game of Thrones

Varys and tyrion chilling out game of thrones

Don't you wish we could go back to the day we left? I want to scream at myself, "don't go you idiot."

Sansa
Don't you wish we could go back to the day we left? I want to scream at myself, "don't go you idiot."

9. Family Guy

Hail to the king family guy season 14 episode 19

Cleveland: Some things are my business. You don't tell me when you play with yourself.
Peter: If you check my Twitter feed, I wouldn't have to.

Cleveland: Some things are my business. You don't tell me when you play with yourself. Peter: If you check my Twitter feed, I wouldn't...

10. Fear the Walking Dead

Baja fear the walking dead

Abigail: Under normal circumstances, I'm a much better host.
Madison: Under normal circumstances, I'm a much less intrusive guest.
Strand: Come on now, Madison, you and I both know that isn't true.

Abigail: Under normal circumstances, I'm a much better host. Madison: Under normal circumstances, I'm a much less intrusive guest....

11. Houdini & Doyle

Houdini and doyle season 1 episode 3

Houdini: [slaps Doyle] Come on Sleeping Beauty wake up!
Stratton: Shall I fetch some smelling salts?
Houdini: Nah I prefer this method.

Houdini: [slaps Doyle] Come on Sleeping Beauty wake up! Stratton: Shall I fetch some smelling salts? Houdini: Nah I prefer this method.

12. Gotham

Peekaboo gotham season 2 episode 21

Professor Strange: Do you remember anything? Your name? [closes eyes] You are a war goddess. Your name is And...
Fish: No.
Professor Strange: No?
Fish: My name is Fish Mooney.
Professor Strange: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
Fish: I said, my name is Fish Mooney, bitch, and you better tell me what the hell is going on.

Professor Strange: Do you remember anything? Your name? [closes eyes] You are a war goddess. Your name is And... Fish: No. Professor...

13. 12 Monkeys

Cassie and jennifer team up 12 monkeys

Olivia: Time has been altered. Change was not supposed to be possible. You promised the cycle would hold.
The Witness: Time Evolves.

Olivia: Time has been altered. Change was not supposed to be possible. You promised the cycle would hold. The Witness: Time Evolves.

14. Bates Motel

Norman bates bates motel

Mr. Wilcock: Do you understand what embalming is?
Norman [smiles]: I do taxidermy.

Mr. Wilcock: Do you understand what embalming is? Norman [smiles]: I do taxidermy.

15. Turn: Washington's Spies

Peggy shippen turn washingtons spies

I am done with the colonies...I had hoped to embrace this new world but it seems the romance, as always, was one sided.

Major Hewlett
I am done with the colonies...I had hoped to embrace this new world but it seems the romance, as always, was one sided.

16. Reign

Saving the throne reign

Mary: Lord Castleroy, I know I can't imagine what prison must do to one's soul. But I do know this: the love you felt for Greer, love like that doesn't just disappear. Not completely. There is always an ember remaining.

Mary: Lord Castleroy, I know I can't imagine what prison must do to one's soul. But I do know this: the love you felt for Greer, love...

17. Jane the Virgin

Wedding rehearsal jane the virgin

Michael: No seriously, I can't wait.
Jane: For all the sex? Yeah I get that.
Michael: To marry you.

Michael: No seriously, I can't wait. Jane: For all the sex? Yeah I get that. Michael: To marry you.

18. Blindspot

Baby tattoos blindspot

I just wish I could be there to see his face when he finds out what you really are.

Mayfair
I just wish I could be there to see his face when he finds out what you really are.

19. Person of Interest

Shaw escapes person of interest

Somewhere in your sociopathic heart you know we belong together

Root
Somewhere in your sociopathic heart you know we belong together

20. The Flash

Old friends the flash

I know from being in the Speed Force that the universe is with us, not Zoom, and if the universe is with us, then how can we possibly lose? Right guys?

Barry
I know from being in the Speed Force that the universe is with us, not Zoom, and if the universe is with us, then how can we possibly...

21. Chicago Fire

Structure on fire chicago fire

Kidd: Grant's been texting me non-stop since I didn't go to his gig.
Severide: He still using?
Kidd: Uh, four minutes ago, "I hope you burn to death slowly." Two minutes ago, "Sorry baby, I love you."

Kidd: Grant's been texting me non-stop since I didn't go to his gig. Severide: He still using? Kidd: Uh, four minutes ago, "I hope you...

22. Awkward

Camp pookah awkward

Good gosh. Just think about what jesus could have done if he had youtube.

Lissa
Good gosh. Just think about what jesus could have done if he had youtube.

23. Containment

The food drop cordon

Jake: What good’s this key gonna do her now?
Lex: It’s a little metaphor called hope, you idiot.

Jake: What good’s this key gonna do her now? Lex: It’s a little metaphor called hope, you idiot.

24. The Night Manager

Welcoming pine the night manager

Pine: It's unbelievable. He's got his own country.
Langbourne: Not just a country, old boy, this is a kingdom.

Pine: It's unbelievable. He's got his own country. Langbourne: Not just a country, old boy, this is a kingdom.

25. Nashville

Solo career nashville s4e20

Autumn: Why haven't you tried doing it by yourself?
Gunnar: I know Scarlett and I have our issues, but I can't imagine doing it without her.

Autumn: Why haven't you tried doing it by yourself? Gunnar: I know Scarlett and I have our issues, but I can't imagine doing it without...

26. Chicago Med

Graduation day chicago med

Will: I promise, from now on, I'll never argue with you.
Nat: You will be an attending, so you won't have to argue with me. You can just boss me around.
Will: That's a good point.

Will: I promise, from now on, I'll never argue with you. Nat: You will be an attending, so you won't have to argue with me. You can just...

27. Agents of SHIELD

Taking down hive agents of shield

Lincoln: Look at all these people.
Elena: Yeah, good thing we brought the really small plane to carry all of them.

Lincoln: Look at all these people. Elena: Yeah, good thing we brought the really small plane to carry all of them.

28. NCIS: NOLA

Exposing the mole ncis new orleans

Am I supposed to write for help?

Brody [on a pen that's actually a stun gun]
Am I supposed to write for help?

29. Rosewood

Struggling to understand rosewood

It's like I have front row seats to a juicy episode of The Bachelor.

Villa
It's like I have front row seats to a juicy episode of The Bachelor.

30. The Americans

Paiges past the americans

Philip: We don't want this. This is a disaster for us.
Paige: For YOU?

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Philip: We don't want this. This is a disaster for us. Paige: For YOU?

31. Law & Order: SVU

Becoming targets law and order svu

Mike: I'm not coasting out. I'll put in my time til the end.
Olivia: What, are you trying to make me miss you now that you're already gone?

Mike: I'm not coasting out. I'll put in my time til the end. Olivia: What, are you trying to make me miss you now that you're already gone?

32. Arrow

Dangerous partnership arrow season 4 episode 22

Oliver: I should have taken your head.
Malcolm: That's always been your problem. The inability to do what's necessary.
Oliver: Laurel is dead because of you.
Malcolm: What are you gonna do? We've already established you're not going to kill me.

Oliver: I should have taken your head. Malcolm: That's always been your problem. The inability to do what's necessary. Oliver: Laurel is...

33. Chicago PD

Halstead and lindsay chicago pd

Lindsay: A, Platt basically made this mandatory. B, we're getting overtime. It's like a dollar a minute.
Halstead: Time I'd rather spend in that walk-in shower with the dual steam heads in the apartment I looked at.

Lindsay: A, Platt basically made this mandatory. B, we're getting overtime. It's like a dollar a minute. Halstead: Time I'd rather spend...

34. Royal Pains

Surprise royal pains

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to. Evan: I actually have an old...

35. Supernatural

Their biggest challenge supernatural

I wasn’t supposed to have favorites, but you, you were mine. I gave you the Mark because I loved you the most. I thought you were strong enough to bear it.

God
I wasn’t supposed to have favorites, but you, you were mine. I gave you the Mark because I loved you the most. I thought you were strong...

36. Empire

Taking down lucious empire s2e18

Lucious: You think I care about the boy? He going to make me a whole lot of money.
Cookie: Stop it.

Lucious: You think I care about the boy? He going to make me a whole lot of money. Cookie: Stop it.

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There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous

What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina