Quotables for Week Ending May 26, 2017

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Enjoy these quotes from finales all over the dial, and don't forget we're off until the summer months ramp up.

And if they don't, well, we'll see you in the fall!

1. Doctor Who

Visiting the vatican doctor who

Bill: Are you trying to get rid of us?
The Doctor: Why?
Nardole: ‘Cause you’re sending us into the dark after a man with a gun.
The Doctor: Ah! Well, I thought of that.
Nardole: Thank you.
The Doctor: Nardole, you make sure you walk in front of Bill.
Nardole: Oh, right.

Bill: Are you trying to get rid of us? The Doctor: Why? Nardole: ‘Cause you’re sending us into the dark after a man with a gun. The...

2. The 100

Impossible decisions the 100

Raven: She saved us again. Think we can do this without her?
Bellamy: If we don't, she died in vain. And I'm not gonna let that happen. You with me?
Raven: Always.

Raven: She saved us again. Think we can do this without her? Bellamy: If we don't, she died in vain. And I'm not gonna let that happen....

3. Casual

Whats in the box casual

She's not getting his ashes. We murdered him. We did the dirty work.

Valerie
She's not getting his ashes. We murdered him. We did the dirty work.

4. The Son

Eli contemplates

White People lie all the time. It's all they know how to do.

Charges the Enemy
White People lie all the time. It's all they know how to do.

5. Shades of Blue

A new side shades of blue

Wozniak: I don't like the idea of him being out and about. I mean, things could go south fast.
Harlee: He already shot Nate and kidnapped Cristina, I don't know how much further south it can go.

Wozniak: I don't like the idea of him being out and about. I mean, things could go south fast. Harlee: He already shot Nate and kidnapped...

6. Into the Badlands

Loyalties are tested into the badlands

Scissors -- really? What kind of death is that? Not like this. Not when I'm finally this close. And I was gonna save the world.

Bajie
Scissors -- really? What kind of death is that? Not like this. Not when I'm finally this close. And I was gonna save the world.

7. The Leftovers

Holy diver the leftovers s3e6

Grace: Was he a good husband? Kevin?
Laurie: He was a great husband. He saved me.
Grace: But you divorced him.
Laurie: Yeah, well, I joined a cult. It was just one of those things they made you do.

Grace: Was he a good husband? Kevin? Laurie: He was a great husband. He saved me. Grace: But you divorced him. Laurie: Yeah, well, I...

8. American Gods

Life and death american gods

Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you.
Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.

Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you. Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.

9. 12 Monkeys

You are the witness 12 monkeys s3e10

Olivia: You are the witness!
Athan: That's where you're wrong. But I witnessed.

Olivia: You are the witness! Athan: That's where you're wrong. But I witnessed.

10. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Khloe keeping up with the kardashians

She's 61... I don't think she has any eggs.

Kourtney
She's 61... I don't think she has any eggs.

11. Madam Secretary

Saving nato madam secretary

Blake [holding tennis shoes]: Ma'am, Russell Jackson wants to meet right away and he's requested that you wear flats.
Elizabeth [pause]: Why?
Blake: I didn't ask. I thought it might be classified. Or weird.
Elizabeth [mutters]: It's probably both.

Blake [holding tennis shoes]: Ma'am, Russell Jackson wants to meet right away and he's requested that you wear flats. Elizabeth [pause]:...

12. Gotham

The glowing owl gotham season 3 episode 19

You are difficult to kill. More cockroach than Penguin.

The Riddler
You are difficult to kill. More cockroach than Penguin.

13. Better Call Saul

Settling debts better call saul

Kim: Wow, Mr. Moneybags, huh? So, this commercial thing is turning a profit?
Jimmy: It's TV, how could there not be a profit?
Kim: You didn't drain your bank account, did you?

Kim: Wow, Mr. Moneybags, huh? So, this commercial thing is turning a profit? Jimmy: It's TV, how could there not be a profit? Kim: You...

14. Lucifer

Charlotte on the case lucifer season 2 episode 17

Charlotte Richards. Have you seen my plus one? She's a tired looking blonde, probably dressed in something freshly plucked from the floor.

Charlotte
Charlotte Richards. Have you seen my plus one? She's a tired looking blonde, probably dressed in something freshly plucked from the floor.

15. The Bachelorette

Rachel lindsay the bachelorette

We both have gapped teeth which I love, obviously.

Peter
We both have gapped teeth which I love, obviously.

16. Jane the Virgin

Xos wedding jane the virgin

Jane: I don't believe in destiny.
Narrator: She will before the night is over.

Jane: I don't believe in destiny. Narrator: She will before the night is over.

17. The Americans

A momentous decision the americans

Igor: I couldn't help your mother. I had no power. No one did. Now I can crush people if I have to. And I'll crush them for you. To keep you safe. Not just because you're my son, but because you're good.
Oleg: I'm not bringing you down with me, it's too dangerous.

Igor: I couldn't help your mother. I had no power. No one did. Now I can crush people if I have to. And I'll crush them for you. To keep...

18. Pretty Little Liars

Blackmail pretty little liars

Emily: Ali?
Alison: Congratulations. You're a mother.
Emily: The blood tests?
Alison: It's you and me.

Emily: Ali? Alison: Congratulations. You're a mother. Emily: The blood tests? Alison: It's you and me.

19. The Flash

Barry allen is the flash arrow

Iris [reads future newspaper]: Iris West-Allen.
Barry: It changed back.
Joe: Does that mean what I think it means?
Barry: Yeah, Joe. The future's ours again.

Iris [reads future newspaper]: Iris West-Allen. Barry: It changed back. Joe: Does that mean what I think it means? Barry: Yeah, Joe. The...

20. iZombie

The brain of a daredevil izombie

So this guy jumps through a flaming hoop, dressed as a scarecrow, and burns to death. I didn't get called here to give a Darwin award. How is this murder?

Clive
So this guy jumps through a flaming hoop, dressed as a scarecrow, and burns to death. I didn't get called here to give a Darwin award....

21. Bull

The team is in danger bull

You know this would be a whole lot easier if you didn't carry that face around every time we did business.

Bull
You know this would be a whole lot easier if you didn't carry that face around every time we did business.

22. Arrow

An epic battle arrow

Are you looking for applause? Clapping is a little difficult for me these days.

Malcolm
Are you looking for applause? Clapping is a little difficult for me these days.

23. Empire

Demi moore guest stars empire

She has no sort of power to get rid of you. You Cookie Lyon, Mom!

Jamal [to Cookie]
She has no sort of power to get rid of you. You Cookie Lyon, Mom!

24. Law & Order: SVU

Dropping the case law and order svu

Carisi: Hey. We have two raped 18-year-olds and a murder. We have to rule out certain things, like were they involved in any criminal activity. Drugs, gangs, anything like that. I didn't say anything about terrorism.
Man: I'm so sick of the harassment. Even the Hispanics hate us know. They blame us for the raids, the deportations. Is it our fault they don't have proper papers?

Carisi: Hey. We have two raped 18-year-olds and a murder. We have to rule out certain things, like were they involved in any criminal...

25. Fargo

Preparring for payback fargo

Emmit: You know, I was thinking about it on the way over. I can't think of a single person who doesn't like me... Except you.
Ray: That's what they say to your face.

Emmit: You know, I was thinking about it on the way over. I can't think of a single person who doesn't like me... Except you. Ray: That's...

26. Archer

The big break archer

Lana: Hurry up!
Poovey: Jesus! You people would stand in a bread line and ask for toast.
Charlotte: Wait, there's toast?
Mother: WHY would there be toast!?!
Charlotte: Why WOULDN'T there be?

Lana: Hurry up! Poovey: Jesus! You people would stand in a bread line and ask for toast. Charlotte: Wait, there's toast? Mother: WHY...

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