Quotables for Week Ending May 5, 2017

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1. Grey's Anatomy

Heated consultation greys anatomy s13e22

Our skulls cushion our brains. Our ribcage guards our hearts. the body is built to protect our most vulnerable parts. At least, that's how it's supposed to work.

Meredith
Our skulls cushion our brains. Our ribcage guards our hearts. the body is built to protect our most vulnerable parts. At least, that's...

2. Supernatural

Mary fights back supernatural season 12 episode 20

Sam, we do terrible things all the time to save each other. I mean, that's what you do for family. Who am I to stop him?

Dean
Sam, we do terrible things all the time to save each other. I mean, that's what you do for family. Who am I to stop him?

3. Fargo

A look at the past fargo

Motel Owner: Room 203. Very nice room, very nice. It's got air conditioning and you can smell the ocean.
Gloria: There's a view?
Motel Owner: No. There’s a smell. At low tide.

Motel Owner: Room 203. Very nice room, very nice. It's got air conditioning and you can smell the ocean. Gloria: There's a view? Motel...

4. The Son

Questioning his loyalties the son

You wanna raise your kids in peace? Try to find a way to change human nature.

Eli
You wanna raise your kids in peace? Try to find a way to change human nature.

5. Doctor Who

The frost fair doctor who

Human progress isn’t measured by industry. It’s measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. That boy who died on the river, that boy’s value is *your* value.

The Doctor
Human progress isn’t measured by industry. It’s measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege....

6. Shades of Blue

Ambushed shades of blue

Wozniak: You did what you had to do. Good!
Harlee: Too much death. Nobody near me is safe.
Wozniak: Except the ones you keep safe.

Wozniak: You did what you had to do. Good! Harlee: Too much death. Nobody near me is safe. Wozniak: Except the ones you keep safe.

7. The White Princess

Margaret of york duchess of burgundy the white princess

Guard your heart, my Lizzie. The child is not your own. He belongs to the throne.

Elizabeth
Guard your heart, my Lizzie. The child is not your own. He belongs to the throne.

8. Once Upon a Time

Stronger together once upon a time s6e19

Emma: So you're kidnapping me now.
Rumple: I'm doing what I have to do to save my son. And this place, even the Black Fairy cannot control it.
Emma: The Dream Realm, huh? I thought there'd be like flying pigs or talking doughnuts or something.
Rumple: Well if you're not impressed, I can leave you here while I find Gideon.

Emma: So you're kidnapping me now. Rumple: I'm doing what I have to do to save my son. And this place, even the Black Fairy cannot...

9. American Gods

Im wednesday american gods s1e1

Mr. Wednesday: Are you nervous?
Shadow: No, I've never flown before.
Mr. Wednesday: Nothing to it. Just sit back like a bird and drink up. [offers Shadow his drink] What? I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom?
Shadow: Sorry. You're just the first person I've talked to who wasn't an asshole.
Mr. Wednesday: Give it time.

Mr. Wednesday: Are you nervous? Shadow: No, I've never flown before. Mr. Wednesday: Nothing to it. Just sit back like a bird and drink...

10. The Leftovers

Wandering the outback the leftovers

Sheriff: What are you doing?
Kevin, Sr.: Preventing the apocalypse. What are you doing?

Sheriff: What are you doing? Kevin, Sr.: Preventing the apocalypse. What are you doing?

11. NCIS: Los Angeles

Former colleagues ncis los angeles

Bridger: Why call backup when you've got the dream team right here?
Callen: More like the Bad News Bears.

Bridger: Why call backup when you've got the dream team right here? Callen: More like the Bad News Bears.

12. American Crime

Kimara counsels dustin american crime

Look, we didn't do anything wrong. We treated her decent. Is this what it's come to, that the police believe people like them, not us?

Nicholas
Look, we didn't do anything wrong. We treated her decent. Is this what it's come to, that the police believe people like them, not us?

13. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim in red keeping up with the kardashians

Jen: What do you call divorced people? A broken family?
Simon: A modern family?

Jen: What do you call divorced people? A broken family? Simon: A modern family?

14. Madam Secretary

Trouble in france madam secretary

Jason: It's this graphing calculator for Calc. It's $127.
Elizabeth: For a calculator? Can't you just use a pencil and paper?
Jason: I could. I could also just become a blacksmith and use primitive tools for an obsolete job in a world that no longer exists.

Jason: It's this graphing calculator for Calc. It's $127. Elizabeth: For a calculator? Can't you just use a pencil and paper? Jason: I...

15. Better Call Saul

Calling in a favor better call saul

Gus: Perhaps, in the future, you will consider working for me.
Mike: Could be. That would depend on the work.
Gus: Would you care to know why I stopped you from killing Hector?
Mike: I said it wasn't in your interest.
Gus: A bullet to the head would have been far too humane.

Gus: Perhaps, in the future, you will consider working for me. Mike: Could be. That would depend on the work. Gus: Would you care to know...

16. Lucifer

Charlotte contemplates lucifer season 2 episode 14

Lucifer, don't be rude. Who is your top-heavy friend?

Charlotte
Lucifer, don't be rude. Who is your top-heavy friend?

17. Supergirl

Having dinner supergirl season 2 episode 19

Mon-El: Alex, don't be embarrassed, ok? The first time I tried to microwave macaroni and cheese, they had to evacuate three city blocks.
Kara: That's an exaggeration, but I have seen less terrifying nuclear explosions.

Mon-El: Alex, don't be embarrassed, ok? The first time I tried to microwave macaroni and cheese, they had to evacuate three city blocks....

18. Scorpion

Happy and tobys wedding scorpion

Walter: He's trying to fit into his wedding tux.
Cabe: The wedding's tonight, just get a bigger size.
Walter: He refuses to. Happy saw Ryan Duckling wearing a tux like that in a movie poster.
Toby: It's Gosling, and she lingered. She likes the threads.
Cabe: You ever think she lingered on Gosling?
Toby: ....no.

Walter: He's trying to fit into his wedding tux. Cabe: The wedding's tonight, just get a bigger size. Walter: He refuses to. Happy saw...

19. Taken

Threatening her command taken

I am coming. I will find you. And I will find him. And there's nothing he, or anybody else, can do to stop me now. Nothing.

Bryan [to Asha]
I am coming. I will find you. And I will find him. And there's nothing he, or anybody else, can do to stop me now. Nothing.

20. Jane the Virgin

Ready to date jane the virgin

Xo: And we've always moved so fast. We said I love you on beach day in high school after dating for a week.
Rogelio: And it was true. I did love you, and I love you now. And I spent the last three years adjusting to life without you, and it wasn't as good. So we can slow down if that's what you want. But for my part, we're not moving fast enough.

Xo: And we've always moved so fast. We said I love you on beach day in high school after dating for a week. Rogelio: And it was true. I...

21. Quantico

Working with the collaborators quantico

They can still be my friends and be wrong about the right path for our country.

Alex
They can still be my friends and be wrong about the right path for our country.

22. Prison Break

Lincoln gets frustrated prison break

Lincoln: What happened to you, Michael?
Michael: Everything I did, I did for family.

Lincoln: What happened to you, Michael? Michael: Everything I did, I did for family.

23. Famous in Love

Leaning on her friends famous in love

Paige: All I need from you to make things work, Nina, is this one day.
Nina: What do I get in exchange?
Paige: Me. 110% everyday, busting my ass for you, on time. Whatever you want August to me, that'll be me.
Nina: Then we have a deal.

Paige: All I need from you to make things work, Nina, is this one day. Nina: What do I get in exchange? Paige: Me. 110% everyday, busting...

24. Pretty Little Liars

Liars unite pretty little liars

Hanna: Yeah, before A makes me roll the dice and gamble away my future.
Caleb: What dice?
Hanna: Figure of speech. What do we do?

Hanna: Yeah, before A makes me roll the dice and gamble away my future. Caleb: What dice? Hanna: Figure of speech. What do we do?

25. The Flash

Happy julian the flash s3e10

Julian: Sorry, why are we not looking for Caitlin again?
H.R.: Easy, Romeo and Juliet. None of us have forgotten about Caitlin.

Julian: Sorry, why are we not looking for Caitlin again? H.R.: Easy, Romeo and Juliet. None of us have forgotten about Caitlin.

26. iZombie

The dominatrix izombie

Justin: You okay, man?
Major: Yeah, just a flesh wound. Thirty-five flesh wounds.

Justin: You okay, man? Major: Yeah, just a flesh wound. Thirty-five flesh wounds.

27. NCIS: New Orleans

Mark harmon and scott bakula

Oh, and please, stop bleeding on my leather.

Hamilton [to thug]
Oh, and please, stop bleeding on my leather.

28. Agents of SHIELD

Out of the framework agents of shield

Daisy: Maybe it's your turn to suit up. People could use another Patriot to look up to.
Trip: Not gonna lie, I'd look pretty damn fine in that suit.

Daisy: Maybe it's your turn to suit up. People could use another Patriot to look up to. Trip: Not gonna lie, I'd look pretty damn fine in...

29. NCIS

Jethro gibbs picture

Gibbs: That’s a new lock!
Sgt. Dawson: About as secure as a screen door on a submarine.

Gibbs: That’s a new lock! Sgt. Dawson: About as secure as a screen door on a submarine.

30. The Handmaid's Tale

Punished the handmaids tale

There was an Offred before me. She helped me find my way out. She is dead. She is alive. She is me. We are Handmaids. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum bitches.

Offred
There was an Offred before me. She helped me find my way out. She is dead. She is alive. She is me. We are Handmaids. Nolite Te Bastardes...

31. Arrow

Things get intense arrow

Seems like Cisco spent so much time making this place impenetrable, he's turned it into an impenetrable death trap.

Felicity
Seems like Cisco spent so much time making this place impenetrable, he's turned it into an impenetrable death trap.

32. Underground

Fear underground

Cato: There's this woman. She was sweeping floors, but she matches the description of Harriet.
Patty: She's the most notorious slave stealer there is, and you think she is sweeping floors in her down time?

Cato: There's this woman. She was sweeping floors, but she matches the description of Harriet. Patty: She's the most notorious slave...

33. Empire

Questioning her decisions empire

I know your father can be a piece off work. Just give him a minute to come to his senses and then we can run Vegas like a family.

Cookie [to Andre]
I know your father can be a piece off work. Just give him a minute to come to his senses and then we can run Vegas like a family.

34. Law & Order: SVU

Sex trafficking ring law and order svu

Benson: [reading] Thank you for exposing this evil. It has to be stopped.
Fin: Endless truth.com has to be stopped.
Benson: If idiots with guns are shooting up restaurants because of them, they do.

Benson: [reading] Thank you for exposing this evil. It has to be stopped. Fin: Endless truth.com has to be stopped. Benson: If idiots...

35. Chicago PD

Upton is shocked chicago pd

Lindsay: So it's your birthday tomorrow.
Halstead: You remembered.
Lindsay: How could I forget? Pops up in my Google calendar.

Lindsay: So it's your birthday tomorrow. Halstead: You remembered. Lindsay: How could I forget? Pops up in my Google calendar.

36. Archer

Archer in the shadows s8e5

Charlotte/Cheryl: You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes about how to find me in a race against time for my life?
Mother/Malory: Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?
Charlotte/Cheryl: What?
Mother/Malory: Who would go through all that trouble?
Charlotte/Cheryl: Johann Schmidt, a.k.a The Red Skull in my Nazi kidnap/rape fantasy.
Mother/Malory: Ewwww.

Charlotte/Cheryl: You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes...

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