Quotables for Week Ending May 5, 2017

7. The White Princess

Guard your heart, my Lizzie. The child is not your own. He belongs to the throne.
Elizabeth
8. Once Upon a Time

Emma: So you're kidnapping me now.
Rumple: I'm doing what I have to do to save my son. And this place, even the Black Fairy cannot control it.
Emma: The Dream Realm, huh? I thought there'd be like flying pigs or talking doughnuts or something.
Rumple: Well if you're not impressed, I can leave you here while I find Gideon.
9. American Gods

Mr. Wednesday: Are you nervous?
Shadow: No, I've never flown before.
Mr. Wednesday: Nothing to it. Just sit back like a bird and drink up. [offers Shadow his drink] What? I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom?
Shadow: Sorry. You're just the first person I've talked to who wasn't an asshole.
Mr. Wednesday: Give it time.
10. The Leftovers

Sheriff: What are you doing?
Kevin, Sr.: Preventing the apocalypse. What are you doing?
11. NCIS: Los Angeles

Bridger: Why call backup when you've got the dream team right here?
Callen: More like the Bad News Bears.
12. American Crime

Look, we didn't do anything wrong. We treated her decent. Is this what it's come to, that the police believe people like them, not us?
Nicholas