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1. The Big Bang Theory

Awkward family visit the big bang theory

Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?

Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug. Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?

2. Grimm

Eddy munroe photo

Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I'm going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you're going to be the one who's self-winding tonight!
Monroe: ...and I'm done!

Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I'm going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you're going...

3. Quantico

Graduation nears quantico

I don't know how to say goodbye to my life, and I'm terrified.

Raina
I don't know how to say goodbye to my life, and I'm terrified.

4. Reign

Needing dudleys help reign

Tell me, what would hurt more. Knowing the person you love will die, or knowing they're alive but you cannot have them?

Elizabeth
Tell me, what would hurt more. Knowing the person you love will die, or knowing they're alive but you cannot have them?

5. Last Man on Earth

Mike and the cow the last man on earth season 2 episode 17

Todd: Oh. That's funny. 'Cuz your farts smell like freshly-cooked bacon.
Mike: Thank you?

Todd: Oh. That's funny. 'Cuz your farts smell like freshly-cooked bacon. Mike: Thank you?

6. Madam Secretary

Will elizabeth be fired madam secretary

Aside from fixing the waffle iron and building a fire pit and obsessing about mini gold, everything okay post Islamabad?

Elizabeth
Aside from fixing the waffle iron and building a fire pit and obsessing about mini gold, everything okay post Islamabad?

7. Game of Thrones

Daenerys in danger game of thrones

You were dead and now you’re not. That’s completely fucking mad, seems to me. I can only imagine what it means to you.

Davos
You were dead and now you’re not. That’s completely fucking mad, seems to me. I can only imagine what it means to you.

8. Nashville

Sing it scarlett

I say this with love, but court-mandated community service does not exactly drive your point home.

Scarlett
I say this with love, but court-mandated community service does not exactly drive your point home.

9. Elementary

A personal turn elementary

Yes, let's talk about bees, instead of the execution you just made in Yonkers.

Sherlock
Yes, let's talk about bees, instead of the execution you just made in Yonkers.

10. Family Guy

Stewie griffin picture

I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!

Stewie
I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!

11. The Good Wife

Decisions to make the good wife

You think you can play the emotional card with me? You think I'm going to break down and cry? Look at me. Do I look like I’m breaking down?

Alicia
You think you can play the emotional card with me? You think I'm going to break down and cry? Look at me. Do I look like I’m breaking down?

12. Once Upon a Time

Mourning hook once upon a time

We all have the capability to change and the future is not written by our past.

Robin
We all have the capability to change and the future is not written by our past.

13. Jane the Virgin

Mateos birthday jane the virgin

Rafael: So my lawyer said they could go easy on me or they could want to make an example out of someone like me.
Narrator: Rich, entitled, son of a crime lord.

Rafael: So my lawyer said they could go easy on me or they could want to make an example out of someone like me. Narrator: Rich,...

14. The 100

Bound roan the 100 season 3 episode 15

Bellamy: C'mon, Clarke. You're really willing to trust that guy with your life?
Clarke: No. But you'll be covering us the entire time. And I trust you.

Bellamy: C'mon, Clarke. You're really willing to trust that guy with your life? Clarke: No. But you'll be covering us the entire time....

15. Chicago Med

In the bed chicago med

Will: It's not my job to listen. I'm a doctor. It's my job to decide what's best for him.
April: *That* is exactly why I'm a nurse.

Will: It's not my job to listen. I'm a doctor. It's my job to decide what's best for him. April: *That* is exactly why I'm a nurse.

16. NCIS: New Orleans

Death of a master diver ncis new orleans

Brody: Since when do we threaten family members?
Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.

Brody: Since when do we threaten family members? Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.

17. Gotham

Front row seat gotham season 2 episode 20

Selina: Forensic guy?
Nygma: Street trash girl?

Selina: Forensic guy? Nygma: Street trash girl?

18. 12 Monkeys

Break on through 12 monkeys s2e4

Jones: Mr. Cole and doctor Railly are lost in time. This anomaly is threatening to kill us all. I don't have the time to break on through to the other side with you.
Jennifer: Jim Morrison. Primary.

Jones: Mr. Cole and doctor Railly are lost in time. This anomaly is threatening to kill us all. I don't have the time to break on through...

19. Penny Dreadful

Kaetenay and ethan penny dreadful season 3 episode 2

Hunting a man is no great thing. They are slow and predictable. They can be found always where their appetites lead them. To eat. To sleep. To fuck. Man is no great thing.

Kaetenay
Hunting a man is no great thing. They are slow and predictable. They can be found always where their appetites lead them. To eat. To...

20. Fear the Walking Dead

Reuniting with family fear the walking dead

Did I just screw everything up? Were they gonna trade him for my dad?

Chris
Did I just screw everything up? Were they gonna trade him for my dad?

21. Houdini & Doyle

A past life houdini and doyle

Houdini: Maybe he didn't mean it literally.
Doyle: A ten year old who speaks in metaphors?
Houdini: So he was a professor of literature in his past life.

Houdini: Maybe he didn't mean it literally. Doyle: A ten year old who speaks in metaphors? Houdini: So he was a professor of literature...

22. Scandal

David rosen

What does the dark lord master Cyrus Beene want in return for this?

David
What does the dark lord master Cyrus Beene want in return for this?

23. Supernatural

Torturing lucifer supernatural

People pray to you. People built churches for you, and fight wars in your name, and you did nothing.

Dean
People pray to you. People built churches for you, and fight wars in your name, and you did nothing.

24. Bates Motel

His own good bates motel

Dylan: Because I'm afraid of what's gonna happen! Of what's already happened!
Norma: Stop being dramatic! You're just inventing all of this. You're making shit up because you're jealous of him. You always have been!

Dylan: Because I'm afraid of what's gonna happen! Of what's already happened! Norma: Stop being dramatic! You're just inventing all of...

25. Person of Interest

Reese and finch work a case person of interest season 5 episode

There are no heroes. No villains. Just people doing the best they can.

Finch
There are no heroes. No villains. Just people doing the best they can.

26. Blindspot

Things get heated blindspot

Borden: Are you sure this is going to work?
Patterson: Oh, no

Borden: Are you sure this is going to work? Patterson: Oh, no

27. Castle

The antichrist castle

You know as well as I do that when the lights go out, bad things happen.

Beckett
You know as well as I do that when the lights go out, bad things happen.

28. Chicago Fire

Building collapse chicago fire

All right, we have 20-plus victims inside. The only thing holding this building up is God and carpeting.

Boden
All right, we have 20-plus victims inside. The only thing holding this building up is God and carpeting.

29. NCIS

Jethro gibbs picture

McGee: What's our next move, boss?
Gibbs: We're going to find Jacob Scott. We're going to kill him.

McGee: What's our next move, boss? Gibbs: We're going to find Jacob Scott. We're going to kill him.

30. Outlander

Reunited outlander

Claire, surely you of all people can step outside the passions of the moment and appreciate the sublime preposterousness that would guide us to a meeting at the French Court.

Black Jack
Claire, surely you of all people can step outside the passions of the moment and appreciate the sublime preposterousness that would guide...

31. New Girl

Schmidt needs help new girl

Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?

Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows. Winston: For the wedding? Schmidt: No. Different vows. Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal? Schmidt:...

32. The Americans

A tv premiere the americans

William: Where've you been? They told me all communication should go through the Center, not you.
Philip: We've been on a break.
William: A break? We get breaks?

William: Where've you been? They told me all communication should go through the Center, not you. Philip: We've been on a break. William:...

33. Agents of SHIELD

Agent phil coulson

Cap, Agent Carter... They were my heroes growing up.

Coulson
Cap, Agent Carter... They were my heroes growing up.

34. Awkward

Second thoughts awkward

Sadie: You and Patrick are gross.
Tamara: You know what else is gross? This dress.

Sadie: You and Patrick are gross. Tamara: You know what else is gross? This dress.

35. Rosewood

Lots of surprises rosewood

Vladimir: Who is this guy?
Hornstock: One of Miami's finest.
Rosewood: Thanks Capt.
Hornstock: And a pain in the ass.

Vladimir: Who is this guy? Hornstock: One of Miami's finest. Rosewood: Thanks Capt. Hornstock: And a pain in the ass.

36. Law & Order: SVU

Reality dating law and order svu

Sonny: Did you see what I just saw?
Rollins: She wasn't acting. Did they just air a rape?

Sonny: Did you see what I just saw? Rollins: She wasn't acting. Did they just air a rape?

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What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina

Inej: Kaz, if not Saints, what do you believe in?
Kaz: Myself.
Inej: Why'd I even ask?
Kaz: And you. And Jesper. My Crows.
Inej: Because we flock to your bidding? Like the animals of vengeance, you named us after?
Kaz: Crows don't just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for. No Saint ever watched over me. Not like you have.