Quotables from Week Ending May 6, 2016

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Bonnie was feeling the love on The Vampire Diaries.

Joe was foreseeing the future on The Flash.

Alicia was faking a cry on the penultimate episode of The Good Wife.

What else was going on? Scroll through to find out!

1. The Blacklist

The blacklist poster

Aram: Abort! Abort!
Tom: Did you just say "Abort"?

Aram: Abort! Abort! Tom: Did you just say "Abort"?

2. Person of Interest

Saving the code person of interest

You can just call me Root, bitch.

Root
You can just call me Root, bitch.

3. Reign

Gideon and mary reign

Lola: Despite your heartbreak, I must warn you, I show no mercy.
Elizabeth: Lady Lola, I expect no less.

Lola: Despite your heartbreak, I must warn you, I show no mercy. Elizabeth: Lady Lola, I expect no less.

4. Game of Thrones

Bran is back game of thrones

If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.

Tyrion
If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.

5. Penny Dreadful

Vanessa needs help penny dreadful

I've conquered death... and created monsters.

Victor Frankenstein
I've conquered death... and created monsters.

6. Castle

Jewel staite castle

Beckett: You’re such a good son.
Castle: And you’re such a good everything.

Beckett: You’re such a good son. Castle: And you’re such a good everything.

7. Elementary

An unexpected connection elementary

Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!

Joan
Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!

8. Bates Motel

Torn bates motel

So as soon as I get this all straightened out, which should be in the next two weeks, you and my mother can get a divorce.

Norman
So as soon as I get this all straightened out, which should be in the next two weeks, you and my mother can get a divorce.

9. Jane the Virgin

Janes position jane the virgin

Dina is seeing me only as a sex object, and I have to prove to her that I'm more than just oceans of charisma. I refuse to be objectified.

Rogelio
Dina is seeing me only as a sex object, and I have to prove to her that I'm more than just oceans of charisma. I refuse to be objectified.

10. Orphan Black

Forming new alliances orphan black

Oh, lord and butter, Donnie, stop chewing the scenery.

Alison
Oh, lord and butter, Donnie, stop chewing the scenery.

11. 12 Monkeys

The mission continues in 1944 12 monkeys

Cassie: Oh my god, you like it here.
Cole: What's not to like?

Cassie: Oh my god, you like it here. Cole: What's not to like?

12. Blindspot

Growing closer once again blindspot

This is all looking promising, we could use this to kill someone.

Patterson
This is all looking promising, we could use this to kill someone.

13. Containment

Additional reinforcements cordon

Dr. Cannerts, false optimism is not your strong suit.

Katie
Dr. Cannerts, false optimism is not your strong suit.

14. Quantico

Who to trust quantico

You think lying to protect me makes you the kind of man I want to be with? No, a real man shows up, tells the truth, and stays strong no matter what comes next. I deserve the truth, and I deserve someone who believes in me enough to know that when faced with the truth, I will not break.

Shelby
You think lying to protect me makes you the kind of man I want to be with? No, a real man shows up, tells the truth, and stays strong no...

15. The Americans

Young hee the americans

Martha: Don't be alone Clark, alright? Don't be alone.
Philip: You, too.
Martha: Oh, sure, I'll just learn Russian and...yeah, OK. Me, too.

Martha: Don't be alone Clark, alright? Don't be alone. Philip: You, too. Martha: Oh, sure, I'll just learn Russian and...yeah, OK. Me, too.

16. The Flash

Hands way up the flash

Well, I'm sure there's something out there that will satisfy your need for speed and helping people, but until then, you should stick with engineering. It's safer.

Joe
Well, I'm sure there's something out there that will satisfy your need for speed and helping people, but until then, you should stick...

17. The Good Wife

Alicia florrick photo

Alicia: Were you wanting me to cry, Mr. Canning? Oh my God, (fake sob) I thought my husband no longer cheated.
Louis Canning: Wow. God, I love you.
Alicia: I know.

Alicia: Were you wanting me to cry, Mr. Canning? Oh my God, (fake sob) I thought my husband no longer cheated. Louis Canning: Wow. God, I...

18. Madam Secretary

Debating a mission madam secretary

Blake: What am I taking care of?
Elizabeth: Appeasing a racist Quaker.

Blake: What am I taking care of? Elizabeth: Appeasing a racist Quaker.

19. Law & Order: SVU

Olivia at home law and order svu

My brother dates supermodels. He doesn't need to rape a go-see.

Alvin's brother
My brother dates supermodels. He doesn't need to rape a go-see.

20. The Night Manager

Secret plans the night manager season 1 episode 3

Becoming a man is realizing it's all rotten. Realizing how to celebrate that rottenness..now that's freedom.

Roper
Becoming a man is realizing it's all rotten. Realizing how to celebrate that rottenness..now that's freedom.

21. Chicago Fire

Dawson makes a save chicago fire

Kidd: What I am talking about is artisanal ice cubes. Look, Severide knows. Severide, you ever order a Scotch on the rocks and they bring you one, giant, perfectly clear ice cube?
Severide: Yeah.
Kidd: So, it's pretty awesome right?
Severide: Yeah, it keeps the drink cold, if that's what you mean.

Kidd: What I am talking about is artisanal ice cubes. Look, Severide knows. Severide, you ever order a Scotch on the rocks and they bring...

22. NCIS

Leon vance photo

MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Fornell: Are you from MI6?
MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Vance: Indeed it is, but I prefer to saunter.

MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not? Fornell: Are you from MI6? MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?...

23. Once Upon a Time

Rumplestiltskinmr gold photo

Villains don't get happy endings, Papa, and I'm here to make sure you never get yours.

Rumplestiltskin
Villains don't get happy endings, Papa, and I'm here to make sure you never get yours.

24. Chicago Med

A hoarders house chicago med

I mean, and Tate totally snores, but I don't mind. Oh, he does this thing where he shoots his dirty boxers into the hamper like a buzzer beater. [beat] Anyway, it's cute.
Maggie. Oh my God. You're in love.

April
I mean, and Tate totally snores, but I don't mind. Oh, he does this thing where he shoots his dirty boxers into the hamper like a buzzer...

25. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Chloe bennet as agent daisy johnson agents of shield

Sometimes the world's greatest miracles happen by accident.

Daisy
Sometimes the world's greatest miracles happen by accident.

26. Outlander

A dinner party outlander

Claire: Does this make us bad people?
Jamie: The way I see it, we're doing a bad thing for a good reason.
Claire: Isn't that what all bad people say?

Claire: Does this make us bad people? Jamie: The way I see it, we're doing a bad thing for a good reason. Claire: Isn't that what all bad...

27. Awkward

Rich girls awkward

Jenna: Mom, I have to poop.
Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.

Jenna: Mom, I have to poop. Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.

28. Rosewood

Flummoxed rosewood

Mitchie: I'm going to find a way to repay you.
Rosewood: Do me a favor.
Mitchie: You got it.
Rosewood: Relax.

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Mitchie: I'm going to find a way to repay you. Rosewood: Do me a favor. Mitchie: You got it. Rosewood: Relax.

29. Houdini & Doyle

Houdini and doyle

Doyle: I have an idea. If he has something to hide, I imagine he'll run.
Stratton: And if he doesn't?
Doyle: I imagine he'll beat me rather badly.

Doyle: I have an idea. If he has something to hide, I imagine he'll run. Stratton: And if he doesn't? Doyle: I imagine he'll beat me...

30. Nashville

Kelsea ballerini nashville

I hope you didn't sleep with Layla to keep yourself from being with Juliette.

Emily
I hope you didn't sleep with Layla to keep yourself from being with Juliette.

31. Fear the Walking Dead

In distress fear the walking dead

No, I think your son made the mistake. Should I shoot 'em? Piece of advice, if you have to ask the question, they should already be dead.

Reed
No, I think your son made the mistake. Should I shoot 'em? Piece of advice, if you have to ask the question, they should already be dead.

32. Empire

Deeply personal empire

Cookie: Lucious?
Lucious: Yeah baby.
Cookie: Why did you lie?
Lucious: I didn’t lie about anything.
Cookie: Then what was that video about?

Cookie: Lucious? Lucious: Yeah baby. Cookie: Why did you lie? Lucious: I didn’t lie about anything. Cookie: Then what was that video about?

33. Arrow

Nothing you can say arrow season 4 episode 20

Diggle: Damien Darhk is no one's savior. He's a liar and a monster.
Andy: The Romans said the same thing about Jesus.

Diggle: Damien Darhk is no one's savior. He's a liar and a monster. Andy: The Romans said the same thing about Jesus.

34. Chicago PD

Growing closer chicago pd

Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running drugs, bashing each other's heads in, and especially abandoned babies on lakefronts, ok?

Platt
Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running...

35. Supernatural

Working with the sheriff supernatural

I didn't mean what I said about Supernatural. It's underrated, due for a reboot.

Metatron
I didn't mean what I said about Supernatural. It's underrated, due for a reboot.

36. Criminal Minds

Working together criminal minds

Hotch: Today will change everything. What did you think? That was I going to blow up my team, turn my son into an orphan? And then - and this is the part I argue against in the profile - would call 911 and tell you what I was about to do?
Agent Ritchie: I want to believe you, but I can't.

Hotch: Today will change everything. What did you think? That was I going to blow up my team, turn my son into an orphan? And then - and...

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The Darkling: Perhaps. But you have given me one. A chance to make amends, to finally win. The Fold was not your mistake --
Alina: The Fold was no mistake!
The Darkling: I never intended for it to be the blight it's become. Or for men like the King or Zlatan to exploit it for their own gain.
Alina: You put this collar on me to exploit my power for your gain!
The Darkling: For us. To help us conquer the Fold together. You and me. You cannot do this on your own. And neither can I.
Alina: We could've had this. All of it. You could've made me your equal. Instead, you made me this. You don't care who suffers, as long as you win.
The Darkling: Fine. Make me your villain.