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Mercer: I know Gordon has his issues but we all know that there's nobody that can drive a starship like him. Admiral: Didn't he once draw a penis on the main viewing screen of Outpost T-85? Mercer: He's drawn a lot of penises on a lot of things.
Mercer: I've had some personal stuff that's been going on... It's not really worth going into... Can I have one of these mints? Admiral: Those are marbles.