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Quotables from Week Ending May 21, 2015

We've pulled quotes from every show we covered from the week ending Mary 21, 2015! Talk about diligent! Discover our favorites and let us know yours.
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Quotables from Week Ending May 14, 2015

We've picked some of the best quotes of the week for you from the week ending May 14, 2015! Outlander, Orphan Black, Hawaii Five-0 and more made the cut!
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Quotables from Week Ending May 7, 2015

These are the best quotes from the week ending May 7, 2015. Finales are starting to roll in and they're full of wise and wise-cracking words! Read on.
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Quotables from Week Ending April 30, 2015

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Quotables from Week Ending April 23, 2015

We pulled some of the most interesting quotes from the week ending April 23, 2015.
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Quotables from Week Ending March 5, 2015

We have some great quotes for you from the week ending March 5, 2015.
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Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 12, 2015

These are the best quotes of the week ending February 12, 2015.
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Quotables from Week Ending Jan. 29, 2015

We rounded up the best quotes of the week ending January 29, 2015.
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Quotables from Week Ending Jan 8, 2015

These are the best quotes captured by our writers for the week ending Jan, 8, 2015.
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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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