Better Off Ted Recap: "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"

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Ted finally saw just how heartless Veridian Dynamics could be on last night's Better Off Ted.  No, it's not because they caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur.

I mean, they certainly did that.  But what really got to Ted was when the system deleted him and the only way he could get back in was to re-apply for his position, interview and all.

Veronica is Human!

Ted was so insulted, he went home.  Find out how the plot he hatched with Linda and the scientists went in our "Goodbye Mr. Chips" recap.

Now for the usual round of amazing Better Off Ted quotes from this episode:

Linda: You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then build a house made of rules.
Ted: You mean a house made of my own children?
Linda: That's between you and your conscience | permalink
Ted: You know, I'd like to believe after everything I've done for this company over the years, they'd show me a little more loyalty than this.
Veronica: Yes, I know it's hard to accept that giant companies don't care about people. I know how hard it was for me when I first realized it... when I was eight. | permalink
Veronica: Legal says you have to wear a parachute.
Lem: Why? At the height I'm going, a parachute will be useless.
Veronica: Not from a legal standpoint. Good luck | permalink

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

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