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Two and a Half Men Recap: "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"

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Charlie and Alan had the ultimate bachelor pad in Malibu Beach until last night's Two and a Half Men, when Chelsea made Charlie invite Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in.

Now with two ladies living there (plus Berta if you can count her), the women were able to take over the place, slowly forcing Charlie and Alan out.

Chelsea Convinces Charlie

Find out how the boys won back the balance of power until the new generation took over in our "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" recap.

Now for some hilarious Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:

Alan: You missed Easter last year
Charlie: So that's how I woke up with a Cadbury egg melted in my shorts?
Alan: Sadly, no | permalink
Chelsea [about Alan]: He pays rent, doesn't he?
Charlie: I dunno, once, maybe... at least he said he did | permalink
Alan: As you know, I pay my fair share of rent around here
Charlie: We probably have different definitions of fair, and share, and rent, but go on... | permalink
Alan: Remember that time we were on a Caribbean cruise with mom and we had our own cabin? It took us three days to realize she was on a different boat | permalink

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka

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