Chelsea [about Alan]: He pays rent, doesn't he?
Charlie: I dunno, once, maybe... at least he said he did


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Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2: "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Alan: You missed Easter last year
Charlie: So that's how I woke up with a Cadbury egg melted in my shorts?
Alan: Sadly, no

Charlie: You're telling me that I've missed her coming and going every time?
Alan: To be fair you do have an erratic sleep schedule and that doesn't even count the blackouts