South Park Review: Who is Mysterion?
Your love of last night's South Park will rely totally on how much of an obsessed fan you are. The show's satire of the BP Oil spill and Captain Hindsight were decent, but the highlights were definitely for long term fans.
Sure, Tony Hayward's apologies had us laughing and the entire scene with DP and drilling into a third hole on the moon (the mouth, get it?) was one of the best parts of the episode, but "The Coon 2: Hindsight" was written for loyal fans.
The satire elements on their own were not enough to make this episode hold up, but when you bring back the Coon and Mysterion, we're on board. Ever since the two made their appearance last season, all we've wanted to know... who is Mysterion? More on that analysis after the jump.
So in addition to some great South Park quotes, some of our favorite moments were showing Willzyx and Tom Cruise on the moon, the return of Cartman's Antonio Banderas sex doll in a superman costume, and any scene with Professor Chaos. But where's our General Disarray?
Now on to our analysis of who we think each superhero is, and possibly who Mysterion is. Please hop in and give your ideas!
- Coon - Cartman
- Mosquito - Clyde or Kenny (?)
- Human Kite - Kyle
- Tupperware - Token
- Iron Maiden - Timmy
- Tool-shed - Stan
- Mintberry Crunch - Kenny or Bradley (the blond hair?)
- Mysterion - Clyde or Kenny.
Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but there's a decent chance Kenny could be Mysterion. We just have to hope next week is the followup episode and we get a little Coon 3: Coon Rising. Get it? Cause of the new Batman movie title that was announced yesterday. Eh, tough crowd.
Overall, we enjoyed the episode, if nothing else for the fun throwbacks, but it just wasn't as strong as some of the other season fourteen offerings.
Again, we appreciated the BP satire, but it just felt a little dated and not that biting. And who was Captain Hindsight supposed to be mocking? Obama? Congress? Every reporter during the event? We definitely watched it more to have fun with Coon and friends.
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May 21st, 2012 3:29 AM
Coon - Cartman
Mosquito - Clyde
Human Kite - Kyle
Tupperware - Token
Iron Maiden - Timmy
Tool-shed - Stan
Mintberry Crunch -Bradley
Mysterion - Kenny
reasons why
coon-hes fat like cartman
mosquito-his mum called him Clyde in coon vs coon and friends
human kite-he has kyles hair cut
Tupperware-becuase you can see his skin through his costume
toolshed-he has stans black hair
mint berry crunch-he has bradleys bowl hair cut
mysterion-he shows his identity in the coon
December 30th, 2011 9:09 PM
Kenny is. in the new episodes "mysterion rises" in coon and friends they are calling him kenny and he's saying he's mysterion and stop saying it is stan! stan is toolshed!
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November 11th, 2010 10:26 PM
:-s crap,
was right the first time :-o
Coon - Cartman
Mosquito - Clyde
Human Kite - Kyle
Tupperware - Token
Iron Maiden - Timmy
Tool-shed - Stan
Mintberry Crunch -Bradley
Mysterion - Kenny
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November 11th, 2010 9:19 PM
Oops, mistype :-s
The Coon and Friends
--- ---- ---- ---
Coon - Cartman
Mosquito - Kyle *
Human Kite - Clyde *
Tupperware - Token
Iron Maiden - Timmy
Tool-shed - Stan
Mintberry Crunch -Bradley
Mysterion - Kenny
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November 11th, 2010 9:08 PM
Coon - Cartman
Mosquito - Clyde
Human Kite - Kyle
Tupperware - Token
Iron Maiden - Timmy
Tool-shed - Stan
Mintberry Crunch -Bradley
Mysterion - Kenny
or so it was posted on
sout park studio's
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November 10th, 2010 9:13 PM
Okay so I want to be cleared up on this but doesn't it, in the first of this three parter, show Kenny leaving his house after the coon and friends alert thing dressed as the Human Kite!!!!!!!! Then he is said to be Mysterion!?! Bull....
November 5th, 2010 6:29 AM
I would like to say a big I TOLD YOU SO!!!
Damn it sucks being right all the time.
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November 4th, 2010 6:47 AM
Now we know 100% Final list
Coon - Cartman
Mosquito - Clyde
Human Kite - Kyle
Tupperware - Token
Iron Maiden - Timmy
Tool-shed - Stan
Mintberry Crunch - Bradley
Mysterion - Kenny
Now its confirmed :) good step to finaly explane all
"u b****tardss kill keeny"
Fjuu i was right :) Kite = Kyle Clyde = Mosquito and Kenny = Mysterion :)
November 3rd, 2010 10:24 PM
Jarvio November 3rd, 2010 3:26 PM So the "confirmed" identities are: Coon - Cartman Iron Maiden - Timmy Tupperware - Token Tool Shed - Stan That just leaves Human Kite, Mosquito, Mintberry, and Mysterion, and the candidates are Kyle, Clyde, Bradley, and Kenny. The Human Kite IS, 100%, Kyle. This is because Kyle CANNOT be the other 3. Kyle cannot be Mysterion because he is seen with him in the episode 'The Coon'. Kyle also cannot be mintberry because Kyle is not blonde, nor would let Cartman treat him like that. And finally, Kyle is not the mosquito, because 1 - Again, kyle would not let Cartman beat him up, and 2 - The mosquito's childish 'cant we be called mosquito and friends?' is not something Kyle would say. So, by process of elimination, Kyle IS the human Kite! That leaves Mintberry, Mosquito, and Mysterion, with Bradley, Kenny, and Clyde as the candidates. Bradley is NOT mysterion because Cartman doesn't mention his name in 'the coon'. So Mysterion is either Kenny or Clyde. Clyde
November 3rd, 2010 10:15 PM
DUDE ITS KENNY BECAUSE WHEN MYSTERION IN THE SECOND EPISODE HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE I HEARD STAN SAID TO MYSTERION,"hey kenny call me if you wanna play basketball or something",. SO YEAH KENNY IS MYSTERION IF IM LIEING LOOK WATCH THE SECOND EPISODE I WATCHED IT COUNTLESS TIMES AND I HEARD THOESE WORDS I BET YOU OAKY