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January 16th, 2012 4:03 PM
Sorry I meant *write not right.
January 16th, 2012 4:02 PM
I'm curious, did Charlie right the lines for the previous seasons? I found it gritty and sarcastic and highly entertaining and since Walden's entrance the humor is stupid and raunchy. I miss the way the characters played well off of each other. It's a train wreck now.
Charlie will be coming out in Anger Management in the Summertime so I guess no matter how much we beg for him to come back, he's gone.
January 15th, 2012 11:17 AM
I think the writers did an amazing job removing Charlie and introducing Walden. The show is different, but still very funny if not funnier. Alan's character is awesome and steals every scene. It's a sitcom folks - relax, enjoy or stop watching!
January 12th, 2012 3:11 PM
Are the writer's trying to have Allen the main character? Because after Sheen being fired, it just isn't the same show period. It's like trying to get life out of a blow up doll... it's just dead!
January 10th, 2012 8:50 AM
Chuck Lorre has ruined Two and a Half Men. I'm sorry to say that it's not worth watching anymore. Without Charlie, this show has nothing to offer!
January 9th, 2012 9:27 PM
I see this show for one reason" I want to see how awful it has become without Charlie, this show is nothing without Charlie" Please bring back Charlie!!!!!
January 9th, 2012 9:23 PM
Since ashton kutcher the show has gone downhill. I say cancel it! Alan is just a freeloader and show no longer has substance or even funny
January 9th, 2012 5:43 PM
Alan used to be just annoying. Now, I want to hate the bastard. The strong cast has disappeared. Where is Herb and Judith? It would have made more sense to make this new effort a spin-off from the original show--a vastly inferior spin-off!
January 9th, 2012 12:03 PM
Do the writers really think they are not insulting our intelligence with the lousy plot lines and writing ???? The only ones they are fooling are themselves! Used to love this show, but don't waste my time anymore. Terrible!! They should be ashamed!
January 9th, 2012 1:08 AM
I loved this show. Now, I sit there waiting for it to get better and it gets worse by the minute. It is not funny. Have all the writers lost their sense of humor ? I repeat--I loved this show, but it doesn't make you laugh anymore. Bring back Charlie or bring it mercifully to an end. Please.
January 8th, 2012 10:54 AM
There is nothing left to do w/this sitcom but CANCELLe IT!
January 6th, 2012 5:13 PM
Bring Charlie Sheen back the same way they brought Bobby Ewing back from the dead-now his starring in the reboot of Dallas this year , Two and half men and Chuck Lorre is losing !!!!! Charlie Sheen is Winning!!!!!!!!
January 6th, 2012 2:32 AM
Without Charlie Sheen, the series really sucks
January 5th, 2012 2:33 PM
Hi, your asking me for comments on this show, but I can't make any because I stopped watching this "disaster" after the first seven shows and "jumped ship", and, judging from what i have been reading, I made the right move and I am now making much better use of that free time .
January 5th, 2012 12:17 PM
I love the show! Its hilarious, i never watched it religiously before, but since ashton I haven't missed an episode! I love ashton though and have been a fan since 70s show.....ya'll r crazy if u think hes not funny, I must have literally laughed out loud so many times during this episode alone. And stop asking them to bring back charlie, thats almost as useless as people complaining on facebook about their redesigns; they're not gonna change it, if you don't like it don't watch/use(facebook) it.... people are annoying
January 4th, 2012 9:24 PM
I used to love this show. Now that it is Ashton Kutcher, it is not funny at all. I wish they will bring Charlie back. He is so good in this show and so natural in making people laugh. Ashton is a good actor, but he does NOT fit in this show at all. He needs to have his own show and not a replacement of Charlie. Charlie can never be replaced!!! Bring Charlie back!!!
Rank: Recurring Character
January 4th, 2012 6:47 PM
They need to bring back the supporting characters. Berta, Jake, Judith, Herb, etc.. They have had potential for SO many great storylines. Judith cheating on Herb with Walden, Jake quitting school (did he? I haven't watched every episode in the new season due to my lack of interest), or at least Jake's blackmail scheme.
Bring back Charlie. Why can't Chuck Lorre try to make amends? His show NEEDS Charlie, this show is nothing without him. I will believe any story to get him back, even if they say Charlie jetted off to Mexico and Rose lied about his death and put a dummy, etc...
Alan is no longer someone I feel bad for because he tries so hard, but yet was never as successful as Charlie. Now I think he's the scum of the earth and I don't think I'd feel even a bit bad of Walden tore apart his limbs and through him in front of an open fire.
January 4th, 2012 6:18 PM
Bring back Charlie...The show always had many many laughs and now every once in a while funny....writer needs to do something different...and love the Kid but seldom on there and really just kiss and make up and bring back charlie...No offense Ashton, love you but not in this show
Rank: Guest Star
January 4th, 2012 5:19 PM
They should call this show "How to take down a good show and destroy the characters of the show in only half a season, and as for the tittle of the winter premier they could call it ¨They are both death¨
Rank: Guest Star
January 4th, 2012 5:16 PM
I felt like this episode was desperate to put Walden as the center of attention and take Alan out... This episode KILLED Alan for me, and in less then 20 minutes they let my know there is no hope for this show.
January 4th, 2012 3:10 PM
Comparing Monday night's creepfest with a classic episode like "Does This Smell Funny to You?" (the one with Orson Bean) only reminds me of how far this series is fallen. And no matter what Allan does for Walden, they still can't make me believe he'd still be living there.
January 4th, 2012 3:07 PM
Comparing Monday night's creepfest with a classic episode like "Does This Smell Funny To You?" (the one with Orson Bean), only reminds me of how far this series has fallen.
January 4th, 2012 1:33 PM
If Lorre doesn't want to bring back Charlie, just the program die. This is so pathetic. Kutcher sucks! Just bring the old cast back and go on! Otherwise, these "stars" and supporting cast members might just as well head for the unemployment line right now. Stop insulting the viewers!
Rank: Recurring Character
January 4th, 2012 8:42 AM
Alan used to be a character I could sympathize with, now he is one I can only hate. They have taken it too far with him, he was never THIS slimy.
Rank: Extra
January 4th, 2012 8:25 AM
When it comes to best episode this season, it's a tie between this one and the one Jenny McCarthy appeared in. Alan was hilarious, like when he was singing in the bathtub. Then there was the red Porsche. The thing about Alan is that he does these bad, stupid things but it's not because he's particularly evil, it's because he's weak. That's why it's funny.
Last time when Mimi Rogers made her first appearance on the show, I wished that the plot had been more sexual. Well, with this episode the wait was over. Finally, by far the funniest moment in this episode was the "moving light" that moved into the ocean.