Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Alan to the rescue? Walden enlists his pal's help on this episode in order to maintain control of his company. His ex-wife and mother attempt to wrestle it away.
Walden: You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.
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Alan: Can i tell women it's mine?
Walden: Why would you stop now?
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