They don't really come more action-packed than this.
Reign Season 1 Episode 14 blasted through everyone's end-of-winter blahs with wall-to-wall illegitimate pregnancies, secret accidental sex murders, secret on-purpose non-sex murders, faked suicide notes - and an old friend who's come back from the woods stark-raving mad.
And I haven't even started on the murder cover-up that brings King Henry and Queen Catherine back together, Kenna's new-found resolution to become a full-on gold digger or Bash's sexy new lady friend who lives in the woods.
If I had a dozen posts, I probably still could not do it all justice, so you'll be better off if you just watch Reign online.
Don't take my word on the unplanned parenthood and sex-cidents. See for yourself!
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