Berta Quotes
Season 10, Episode 22: "My Bodacious Vidalia"
Berta: Ha Zippy, like it wasn't easy before.
Alan: I would not expect you to understand European chic.
Berta: Seems like European on a power line.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 21: "Another Night with Neil Diamond"
Walden: Lyndsey is downstairs, breaking up with Alan.
Berta: Well, we knew this was coming. First time, I saw her, I told her to blink twice, if she was being held hostage.
• Rating: Unrated
Alan: If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?
Berta: Oh, there is no telling with chicks, but don't worry, you will find somebody else
Alan: As good as Lyndsey?
Berta: Ha, look at you, already making jokes.
• Rating: Unrated
Alan: What do you want?
Berta: A motorcycle and another night with Neil Diamond.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 18: "The 9.04 From Pemberton"
Berta: By the way, in case I forget, I may be a little late on Monday.
Walden: No problem, when should I expect you?
Berta: Wednesday.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 16: "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
Walden: Why do you need a chiropractor?
Berta: I have a big date on Valentine's Day, and if it goes all well, I will need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 11: "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
Alan: You came back for me, you love me.
Berta: I pity you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 9: "I Scream When I Pee"
Berta: There are better things I am more interested in than my birthday...
Alan: You would not believe what happened to me today!!!
Berta: I stand corrected.
• Rating: Unrated
Walden: I love you Berta.
Berta: You are one sentimental little taco.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 6: "Ferrets, Attack!"
Alan: She just wants to take advantage of Walden.
Berta: You do hear yourself talk, right?
Alan: Yes, I am a mooch, but I am not dangerous.
• Rating: Unrated
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