Eric Cartman, or simply Cartman as his friends call him, is one of the four main children in South Park.  Cartman is generally the evil mastermind of the group and is best known for his portly status.  Cartman is the only child of Liane Cartman, a single "mother" who is also Cartman's father as a hermaphodrite. 

Eric Cartman Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?

Cartman

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron