Eric Cartman, or simply Cartman as his friends call him, is one of the four main children in South Park. Cartman is generally the evil mastermind of the group and is best known for his portly status. Cartman is the only child of Liane Cartman, a single "mother" who is also Cartman's father as a hermaphodrite.
Romper Stomper: There's two kinds of kids, kids who like Animaniacs and kids who don't like Animaniacs, so which one are you?
Cartman: Well, personally, I ...don't like Animaniacs?
Romper Stomper: Neither do we!
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.</i> Cartman