Eric Cartman, or simply Cartman as his friends call him, is one of the four main children in South Park. Cartman is generally the evil mastermind of the group and is best known for his portly status. Cartman is the only child of Liane Cartman, a single "mother" who is also Cartman's father as a hermaphodrite.
(As Steve Irwin) Look! A king croc! (Walks up to a cow) Now, what I'm going to do, is jam my finger up it's... (The cow sits on him, then gets up, with Cartman stuck in his butt) Hey, get me outta here! Huh, kinda smells like Kenny's house in here!Cartman
Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that "shit" might have something to do with everyone getting sick.Cartman