Eric Cartman, or simply Cartman as his friends call him, is one of the four main children in South Park. Cartman is generally the evil mastermind of the group and is best known for his portly status. Cartman is the only child of Liane Cartman, a single "mother" who is also Cartman's father as a hermaphodrite.
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.</i> Cartman
Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.Cartman