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You seem like you’re in the middle of a manic break.Ruxin
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It was an homage to Silence of the Lambs.
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Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.
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It’s like - it’s like a yeti.Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]
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I don’t wanna use the girls’ bathroom if anyone can use it. It’s gonna be all crowded.
We have a problem with cis-gingers who are intolerant … We call them cis-ies!
Golden Tate, still my favorite cereal.
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Radio Host: Now, this party is also for a good cause, because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes, Scott Malcomson. Is that correct?
Eric Cartman: Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malcomson.
Cartman: I can get the ballots for you. But if I'm going to smuggle them here, I'm going to need a blast suit and a tauntaun.
Mickey Mouse: Sure thing, I've got tauntauns coming out my asshole! Ha-ha!
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Cartman: So here's the deal, General Tso, Mr. President: when the Chinese make the sequels, I get to play the part of Luke Skywalker's son. Cartman Skywalker.
General Tso: That was not the deal! We will not be bullied by you!
Cartman: Then I guess we're about to play a game of chicken, General Tso!
Jimmy: I get it, "General Tso's Chicken!"
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Cartman: Pretty sweet, huh?
Kyle: What the hell is this?
Cartman: What's it look like? Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states.
Kyle: I don't believe it.
Cartman: No really, there are states full of swingers. Bunch of perverts if you ask me.
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Flight Attendant: Would you like some warm nuts, sir?
Cartman: Haahaha! Warm nuts, she says!
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