Eric Cartman Quotes
Season 16, Episode 7: "Cartman Finds Love"
Cartman: Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with. Kyle, I love you man! You can run all you want, try and pretend you like girls, but dammit, when we kiss there's magic! Don't let it go, Kyle!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I'm a racist, huh? I'm a racist? It's how nature works, Kyle. Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez? Is it a coincidence they ended up together?
Stan: Actually, I heard they're together because they got locked in the school gym overnight a few nights ago.
Cartman: Oh, did they? I hadn't heard about that.
Cupid Cartman: Teehee, that was us, remember, Eric?
Cartman: Shh, quiet Cupid me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kyle: What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple?
Cartman: Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Guys! Guys! Get outside! It's the Batmobile! Batmobile you guys!
Jimmy: I don't see a Batmobile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Cartman: Anyway, thanks a lot, and stay away from my man, bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Aw, Token's shy! Oh my god, that is adorable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 6: "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"
Cartman: If I crap in a forest, the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 5: "Butterballs"
Cartman: I have balls.
Red: Yeah, little swishy boba tea balls.
Cartman: Still balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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