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South-park

Stanely "Stan" Marsh is one of the four main characters of South Park.  Stan, who is simply a kind, honest kid, generally serves as one of the shows main protagonists, a role generally shared with Kyle.  They usually, of course, go up against Cartman.  During the initial seasons, Stan's catch phrase used to be "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" shortly after Kenny died.  He was also pretty well known for always vomiting on his girlfriend Wendy.  Now, he just mostly goes on crazy adventures.

Stan Marsh Quotes

Don't you see guys Christmas is about presents.

</i> Stan

Stan: What about our elephant pig?
Dr. Mephisto: I'm afraid I can't do that. Have you heard that song by Loverboy? (breaks into song) Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

</i> Cartman
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