Stanely "Stan" Marsh is one of the four main characters of South Park.  Stan, who is simply a kind, honest kid, generally serves as one of the shows main protagonists, a role generally shared with Kyle.  They usually, of course, go up against Cartman.  During the initial seasons, Stan's catch phrase used to be "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" shortly after Kenny died.  He was also pretty well known for always vomiting on his girlfriend Wendy.  Now, he just mostly goes on crazy adventures.

Stan Marsh Quotes

We gave you guys herpes!

Stan

Cartman, you are so goddamn stupid it is unbelievable.

Stan

South Park Quotes

Cartman: I'll make you eat your parents.
Ms. Choksondik: What did you say?
Cartman: Nothing

Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.