Stan Marsh Quotes
Season 16, Episode 14: "Obama Wins!"
Stan: Just one thing, Morgan Freeman: how come every time something convoluted needs explaining, you show up?
Morgan Freeman: Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: I don't understand that stuff at all, I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me.
Jimmy: Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explains stuff.
Clyde: Whenever I'm confused about what's going on in a movie, I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 12: "A Nightmare on Face Time"
Stan: My dad is kinda losing it. To be honest, I feel kinda bad for him.
Randy: Stan, get off the damn phone, people are gonna start calling to reserve movies, gah!
Stan: Oh never mind, I hate him again.
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Stan: I think something might be wrong with dad.
Sharon: Duh, you think?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 11: "Going Native"
Kenny: [Stan reading from letter] He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
Stan: On the morrow? What the **** is wrong with Kenny?
Kenny: To wit, I have found nothing wrong with this remote place, and I must admit it will be with some melancholy I will leave this island and return home. I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach too. She had the nicest boobs ever. Humbly yours, Kenneth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 8: "Sarcastaball"
Stan: Dad, do we really have to wear bras?
Randy: Yeah, Stan, this is what people want! Don't worry, you look really cool!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: Boy, I just don't get football. Guess that's why I suck at it.
Stan: You don't suck at football, Butters. You suck at all sports.
Butters: That's true!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 7: "Cartman Finds Love"
Cartman: I'm a racist, huh? I'm a racist? It's how nature works, Kyle. Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez? Is it a coincidence they ended up together?
Stan: Actually, I heard they're together because they got locked in the school gym overnight a few nights ago.
Cartman: Oh, did they? I hadn't heard about that.
Cupid Cartman: Teehee, that was us, remember, Eric?
Cartman: Shh, quiet Cupid me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 6: "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"
Stan: The hardest part about it is knowing you can't take it back! It was a 5th generation nano, so I can't trade it in anywhere!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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