Ashton Kutcher joined the cast of Two and a Half Men as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire who buys Charlie Harper's Malibu beach home after the latter passed away. Walden is recently having marital problems and who better to give him advice than his new roommate, Alan?
Alan: The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot.
Walden: Here you go, for your next date.
Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money.