Walden and Alan

This is Walden's first mistake. Don't listen to Alan when it comes to advice on women.
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Stunned Alan

Alan asks Jake how many zeroes are in a million in this scene. He's stunned by the response.
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Meeting Walden

Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men

Judd Nelson returns to Two and a Half Men as Lyndsey's ex in the upcoming episode, "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Setting Up Mom

Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Charlie and Alan Discuss

Charlie and Alan have a nice little discussion while Charlie enjoys a drink on Two and a Half Men.
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Drink Still in Hand

Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
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Charlie Plays, Alan Sings

Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
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Alan Helps Chelsea

When Chelsea has back problems, Alan, as a chiropractor, helps Chelsea and goes so far as to suggest a boob reduction.
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Chelsea Complains to Alan

A very upset Chelsea comes into Alan's room to complain. Alan just seems kind of scared.
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Tricia Helfer on Two and a Half Men

Tricia Helfer stars as Gail on the upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men. Here she is seen talking to Alan.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog