Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
After Meg awakes from her coma, she falls for the medical student that was treating her.
Peter attempts to prove how much he loves American by stopping immigration.
In an epic gun battle, Lois tries to kill Stewie to stop his world domination plot.

Family Guy Season 6 Quotes

Stewie: Brian, this is painful. It's like listening to those two foreign guys down at the coffee shop who've been living in the US almost long enough to sound American.
(scene cuts to coffee shop)
Guy #1: Oh man, what a good bunch of partying at that disco-tech. They played one of my audience requests.
Guy #2: Way awesome! I myself drank like five liters of beer. Any more and I would have ended up in hospital man.
Guy #1: Oh you said it friend, but I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
Guy #2: Oh yeah, but it was so expensive. Each drink was like six dollars forty!

Meg: I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up!
Peter: Meg, we've been over this. You're going to gain 150lbs., and write Ugly Betty fan-fiction.
Meg: But Daaaaaaaad!
Peter: Meg, that's final.