When Mr. Burns falls ill, only Bart has the rare blood type necessary to save him.
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Bart, Milhouse and Martin all learn they can't trust each other when they pool their money together to buy the first Radioactive Man.
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Homer and Marge makeup after Home lets a legendary catfish, General Sherman go.
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Lisa falls for her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) and his unconventional teaching style.
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Marge paints a portrait of Mr. Burns and portrays him his naked, frail form.
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Grampa falls in love with a waoman named Beatrice Simmons.
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Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog.
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Homer meets his half-brother Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito) a successful CEO of a car manufacturer.
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When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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The Simpsons Season 2 Quotes

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"

Just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand.

Homer