(<i>prays</i>) Well, old-timer, I guess this is the end of the r...
Bart: (prays) Well, old-timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I know I haven't always been a good kid, but if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help.
Lisa: (spying on Bart) Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.
Bart: A teachers' strike, a power failure, a blizzard. Anything that'll cancel school tomorrow. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, You can. Thanking You in advance, Your pal, Bart Simpson.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 1: "Bart Gets an F"
- Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger