Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Charlie and Alan set up their friendly neighborhood pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull) with their mother.
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 Quotes

Russell: Want a codeine popsicle? It's my own invention.
Charlie: I think we're good.
Russell: You suck on one of these, you'll be great. I call it, "springtime on a stick."

Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.

Alan