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When it's Evelyn's birthday and she's feeling lonely, Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist, to get her out of their hair.  However, Russell shows up to her birthday dinner with a hot young date, Jill (Nadia Bjorlin).  A hurt Evelyn and Jill run off to the shower together.  Gross.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 Quotes

Russell: Want a codeine popsicle? It's my own invention.
Charlie: I think we're good.
Russell: You suck on one of these, you'll be great. I call it, "springtime on a stick."

Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.