Charlie Harper, not Sheen, gets plastic surgery on Two and a Half Men. Wouldn't shock us if the actor did too.
Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 Quotes

That 60 Minutes report on Dr. Shankman was entirely one-sided, just like that poor woman's vagina.


Evelyn: When this heals, I'll have the face of a twelve year old girl.
Charlie: But from the neck down you'll have an the body of an Egyptian mummy.