The Asketeeers

No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
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Lyndsey McElroy Picture

A picture of Lyndsey McElroy, Courtney Thorne-Smith's character on Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Alan gets jealous when Charlie bonds with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, on the upcoming Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Courtney Kiss

Charlie gets a nice kiss from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) after dropping some serious money on a diamond necklace for her.
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Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) break up on Two and a Half Men, sending Charlie into a depression.
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Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy returns to Two and a Half Men after her character, Courtney, gets out of prison.
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Jenny McCarthy on Two and a Half Men

Darn you, Charlie Harper! You don't deserve to spend time with Jenny McCarthy, who returns to the show in late 2010.
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Berta Leaves

Berta goes on vacation, forcing Charlie to get a replacement on Two and a Half Men.
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Berta's Repalcement

When Berta goes out of town, Charlie gets a replacement for her in "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men

Judd Nelson returns to Two and a Half Men as Lyndsey's ex in the upcoming episode, "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Jake Making Out

Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Jake and a Girl

Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog