Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
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Charlie visits his favorite pharmacist, Russell (guest star Martin Mull) to pick up plenty of medicine and tampons for his very sick fiancee, Chelsea.
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After Chelsea accidentally swallows Charlie's engagement ring at dinner, Charlie tries to propose to Chelsea without a ring in order to hear her say, "I love you."
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Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
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An early season one / two era promotional shot of Alan, Charlie and Jake from CBS' hit sitcom Two and a Half Man.
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A photo of the complete Two and a Half Men season one cast. Oh Rose, how we miss you and your craziness now.
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Charlie lays in bed with Chelsea as she's crying about the state of their relationship. Apparently she doesn't enjoy staying in every night watching tv and eating Chinese food.
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As Melissa toasts to Alan on his surprise birthday., she covers Jake's ears as she declares what a great kisser he is.
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Alan comes over to help Herb (Ryan Stiles) paint the nursery for the daughter he is convinced is his and not Herb's.
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Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
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Charlie, Alan, and Jake are enjoying some tasty beverages at the local coffee shop until they run into an old fling of Charlie's with his possible love child!
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Two and a Half Men is the successful CBS comedy starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer as brothers who live together with Alan's son, their half man, Jake.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.