Charlie makes Alan drive him to Chelsea when he's had too much cough syrup and bourbon to drive. They have to get her clean clothes and take care of Sir Lancelot.
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Jake takes a picture of himself with his cell phone to show his nine year old girlfriend that he is in fact wearing the necklace she gave him. Now help me with my math homework.
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Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
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Charlie visits his favorite pharmacist, Russell (guest star Martin Mull) to pick up plenty of medicine and tampons for his very sick fiancee, Chelsea.
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After Chelsea accidentally swallows Charlie's engagement ring at dinner, Charlie tries to propose to Chelsea without a ring in order to hear her say, "I love you."
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Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
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An early season one / two era promotional shot of Alan, Charlie and Jake from CBS' hit sitcom Two and a Half Man.
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A photo of the complete Two and a Half Men season one cast. Oh Rose, how we miss you and your craziness now.
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Charlie lays in bed with Chelsea as she's crying about the state of their relationship. Apparently she doesn't enjoy staying in every night watching tv and eating Chinese food.
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As Melissa toasts to Alan on his surprise birthday., she covers Jake's ears as she declares what a great kisser he is.
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Alan comes over to help Herb (Ryan Stiles) paint the nursery for the daughter he is convinced is his and not Herb's.
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Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan