Charlie, Alan, and Jake are enjoying some tasty beverages at the local coffee shop until they run into an old fling of Charlie's with his possible love child!
Two and a Half Men is the successful CBS comedy starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer as brothers who live together with Alan's son, their half man, Jake.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Alan: What's the forecast?
Charlie: High tonight, low tomorrow, 100% chance of hangover.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.